Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead
Because when you have an allergy your immune system works against your own body. If you break a leg it helps you!
Benedict Cumberbatch touched by Lupita’s acceptance speech
Oh god Benedict, the last one, look at him. Such a touching moment.
i think this is absolutely great. i love ben because he shows the world what it is to be an exemplary human being. he cries when he’s touched, and that makes him even tougher than any other man i know. he has that humor in him that allows him to freaking photobomb U2 and Ellen. I just really love Ben, and I eagerly await the day when the whole world will be screaming his name.
Okay i resisted reblogging this but i can’t-
Everyone has a watery eye, but but Benedict is just crying. Do you wanna know why? Because that girl up there is his friend, someone he’s worked with and befriended. He clearly appreciates her acting, and he’s so touched by her winning what she wanted since she was a child, and he just doesn’t even try to hide his tears.
This is why I love Benedict so much.
(and amen to “…I eagerly await the day when the whole world will be screaming his name”)
Someone get this guy a fucking medal.
They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.
what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously
I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION
men are pussies
Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one
Oh my god I just read Watson as wats on as in “What’s on?” and then I read Holmes and I was very confused by “What’s on Holmes?”
So happy to get Mulan for the lovely snarkies' Disney Ladies Collaboration on twitter! If I hadn't been destined to love Ariel by default, Mulan would be my favorite Disney lady of all time.
finally my child can safely ram her fucking head into a doorknob this is what the future is all about what a time to be alive