Most accurate post in the history of ever.
This needs more notes
Dan texting Phil during his liveshow
Instant Karma Gifs
These are so brilliant.
Cats are literally the cutest nerds ever
top 10 favorite chick flick comedies (2000s)
Lions Save Kidnapped Girl
if lions are coming to rescue someone, you have to know what you’re doing is wrong. you know, in that moment before you’re torn in to tiny little pieces by said lions
A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”
human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors
WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.